If you walked into the doctor’s office just for a check up and a dog was sitting on the chair wearing a lab coat and a stethoscope and glasses what would you do would you pet the dog or would you be like “this is a doctor I need to restrain myself and show some respect”
remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years
if you ever tell me something and ask me not to tell anyone.. my best friend isn’t included
"I want you to hold my hand while we grocery shop. I want you to play with my hair while we watch our favorite tv shows. I want you to kiss me in the middle of my sentence because you wanted to taste my words. I want you to rub my back as we fall asleep. I want you to play my favorite song when I look sad. I want you to do these things without having to think about them. Do them because you love me."
you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between