allmemesarebad:

If you walked into the doctor’s office just for a check up and a dog was sitting on the chair wearing a lab coat and a stethoscope and glasses what would you do would you pet the dog or would you be like “this is a doctor I need to restrain myself and show some respect”

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umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

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accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

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accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

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stilinskillme:

remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years

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feat:

if you ever tell me something and ask me not to tell anyone.. my best friend isn’t included 

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I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry

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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

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penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

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